therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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"Thank you, April showers, for bringing May flowers. But more importantly, for washing away all of March’s bull shit."

Thank You Notes  (via yesdarlingido)

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"I’m sleep though,"

1. To give an incredibly valid point or opinion without wanting to further participate in the conversation 2. A way of contributing one’s “two cents.” Your tracks are showing, but I’m sleep though.” (via blackproverbs)

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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

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"

She is not “my girl.”

She belongs to herself, and to all of the world. And I am blessed, for with all her freedom, she still comes back to me, moment-to-moment, day-by-day, and night-by-night.

How much more blessed can I be?

"

Avraham Chaim, Thoughts after The Alchemist (via shayeofodile)

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"I want to wake up at 2am with a kiss from you, not a text message."